HOW DO YOU SOLVE A PROBLEM LIKE RONALDO...? BY SANDRA HARRIS.
HOW DO YOU SOLVE A PROBLEM LIKE RONALDO...? BY SANDRA HARRIS. Okay, brace yourselves there, lads. A woman is going to be talking about football in a minute. But don't worry, I don't pretend to know much about tactics and stats about who was on the bench for whom in such and such a game back in nineteen-hundred-and-forty-seven. I don't intrude on this type of male preserve. For me, football is all about Blokes I Fancy, and I make no bones about it. I discovered Cristiano Ronaldo back in 2012 when he was playing in the Euros for Portugal and for Real Madrid the rest of the time. I wrote a poem about fancying him which was published in a wimmin's zine called Vadge. Classy, innit? Anyway, I've kept an eye on his career ever since and I can't believe that now he's forty-one and on the verge of retiring from international football forever. He's in the news because he's had a falling out with Portugal's head coach, Jorge Jesus, over not...